We live in a dangerous world. The very worst things that you can possibly imagine happen to people every day. Not because they are bad or in any way deserve them, but just because they are alive. Even getting up in the morning and going to work is fraught with untold dangers. Life is complex and dangerous enough without the ever-present threat of finding yourself totally naked, paralysed and being unceremoniously probed by aliens in a clinical examination room onboard an orbiting spacecraft. Whether you are at home, in the office, driving your car or walking the dog, there are tried and proven methods of protecting yourself and your loved ones from alien intimidation and harassment.