Over the last twenty years cell phones have developed from rare, bulky and expensive pieces of equipment to mass-produced, low-cost personal consumer items. With more than 1.5 billion cell phones in the world, they have become an all pervasive cultural phenomena viewed as indispensable in today’s technologically driven society.
It has come as a shock to many that recent studies conducted by the internationally renowned Minsky Institute have established a direct correlation between cellular phone use and alien abduction. Initially viewed by critics as merely coincidental, the rise in cell phone usage around the world has now been conclusively proven to directly parallel the dramatic increase in the number of alien abductions in recent years. It is estimated that cellular phone use is growing globally at a rate of 40-50% per year, while abduction rates are increasing by a steady 35% per year. This research has also been used to help explain the anomaly that exists between abduction rates in developing and developed nations. As the personal use of cell phones increases in continents such as Africa and Central Asia, it is expected that we will witness a corresponding increase in alien abduction activity. Statistical data has indicated that cellular phone users are 345 times more likely to be abducted than non-cellular phone users.
Cell phones are no more than low-powered radio transceivers which use radio waves to transmit both oral communication and data. Aliens are capable of tapping into these weak electromagnetic signals and can use them to pinpoint your exact location anywhere on the face of the earth. Even when you have no signal on your cell phone it continues to emit radio waves that can be traces by aliens. Each phone carries its own unique signature code that allows the aliens monitoring the airwaves to distinguish your phone from any other on the planet. As phones are such personal items they are rarely far from their owner’s sides, which effectively make them alien navigation beacons.
REMEMBER: The only safe cell phone is one that is switched off. |