Humanity has been plagued for centuries by the curse of lost or misplaced domestic items. How many times has your TV remote control been inexplicably moved, a pen mislaid, or only one sock return from the washing machine. These are all signs of alien monitoring and surveillance and that you could very well be on their abduction hit list. One or two isolated events should not be misconstrued as alien harassment, but disappearances on a regular basis cannot be ignored. Nothing is coincidental. Upgrade your security immediately.

Have you ever had a sense that someone is watching you, only to turn and see no-one? It’s probably because you didn’t look in the right direction. Up. Don’t believe those who say it’s all just in your head. Your gut feeling is usually correct; someone is out to get you. Aliens usually have prospective abductees under close surveillance for twenty four to forty eight hours prior to an abduction attempt. Be on high alert and implement your defensive action plan immediately.

Observations of strange and erratic animal behaviour prior to an alien attacks have been reported from many places around the world. Anomalous behaviour most often reported includes disorientation, fear, excitability, frenzied vocalisations (e.g. barking), or your pet simply heading for the hills. These behaviours have been reported in a wide variety of species, both domestic and wild, and is similar, in many respects, to unusual animal behaviour before earthquakes. Animals have sensory abilities outside the range of human perception and are capable of detecting slight fluctuations in electromagnetic radiation caused by nearby alien spacecraft. You ignore these warnings at your peril.

Do not adjust your set. The interference on your TV may not be just poor reception, but a sign of imminent home invasion. The close proximity of alien spacecraft has been known to produce electrical disturbances and power outages. The general rule of thumb is, the closer they are, the greater the disruption. Take any perturbations in electrical supply or TV and radio reception as a sign that you should prepare for immediate action.

Unexplained noises in your home could indicate that aliens have infiltrated your secure zone and are at this very moment creeping up your hallway towards your bedroom. Investigate all suspicious sounds, but remember to take all necessary precautions.

When you awake from a deep sleep to find an expressionless alien squatting on your chest with its hands around your throat, you can safely say that you’ve missed some of the early warning signs or failed to take appropriate evasive action.

Being groped by an alien is not a pleasant experience. One abductee described it as like have large spiders crawling across her body. Aliens have olfactory senses in their fingertips and must have direct physical contact with things in order to smell them. This type of sensory perception is not unique in the animal kingdom; snakes use their tongues to ‘smell’ the air. Alien body temperature is about 10˚ C cooler than our own and their hands feel somewhat clammy to touch.

Don’t panic. It's not too late to avoid being becoming an intergalactic lab rat.